two biologists are wandering around in the desert. one of them sees a small cat. “my boy, i do say! is that a meerkat?”
“you are mistaken—it is a mere cat”
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i like to imagine a world where we’re all bread and we worship our lord and savior jesus crust
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recently it got so cold that my bike completely froze and since i dont have a car im stuck riding this bicicle
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